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ShopRite in NJ says, “No cake for you!”


12:04 PM December 17th, 2008 by Samantha Herman
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No Cake for You!

It’s been a little over a year since Portlanders banded together to protest Hammerfest, a conference for white supremacists. But it appears that the neo-Nazi movement is alive and well in Pennsylvania. A recent report on Yahoo! News detailed the troubles experienced by the proud parents of 3-year-old Adolph Hitler Campbell when they attempted to get his first and middle names on his birthday cake.

For some strange reason, the ShopRite in New Jersey declined to write “Happy Birthday, Adolph Hitler!” but thankfully a Pennsylvania Wal-Mart came to the rescue.  (Apparently Wal-Mart is more interested in freedom of speech for customers than their employees’ right to life, as evidence by the Black Friday incident. But hey, we all have our priorities.)  Besides the lovely mother and father, sister JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell was also in attendance at the birthday celebration.  And like the exemplary kindred that they are, they probably all rode to the party together in the swastika-adorned Subaru.

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