Last night, Beau Breedlove’s career took a new turn: Cockfest judge.
Cockfest, the annual event hosted by Voodoo Doughnuts, comes down to this: You have a handful of male contestants and a box full of oversized doughnuts with large holes. The “winner” is the contestant who can stack the most doughnuts on his oversized penis while balancing them. (Three doughnuts took top prize this year.)
This year, the organizers of what’s certainly among one of Portland’s more unusual competitions invited Breedlove, hot off the heels of his cover shoot for the magazine Unzipped to sit in as a special guest judge.
Breedlove and Darcelle were on the panel of judges that awarded the $400 cash prize to the man who would forever redefine the image of the doughnut hole for anyone in attendance. But even with the contest’s eye-catching premise, Breedlove managed to steal much of the show from a room full of nude men stacking doughnuts on their dicks.
Many in the crowd of about 40 people stopped to shake hands with Breedlove during the contest, which began at midnight. When I asked Breedlove at the end of the event what attracted him to be a judge, he said simply that it was because Voodoo Doughnuts invited him. I obviously had other questions, but he told me to “hit me up on Facebook or Myspace” and then he left with his small entourage.
By the way, the reason there’s no photo from this contest is because no cameras were allowed inside. Those who tried to sneak a shot with cell-phone cameras were thrown out.
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Tags: Breedlove, cockfest, competition, doughnuts, voodoo doughnuts
This is sick!what the hell! is there any gays out there that thinks this is sick? am trying real hard to let some things go but this is crazy!
nik, could you please clarify exactly what you are upset about? Is it the contest itself? The use of doughnuts in a way you don’t approve of? The fact that we can’t get photos of the contest – or at least the winner? Or is it just the fact that Beau was a judge? I’m not sure why you’re asking specifically if "gays" think this is sick, when you don’t specify what the "this" is you are upset about.
I don’t have a problem with any of the above, actually. I think the contest is just one of those silly things that keeps Portland unique (a.k.a. "weird"). It doesn’t sound like anyone was harmed in the contest, and I can’t say the thought of eating a doughnut bothers me any more now than before I read this story.
I don’t really care that I don’t get to see any photos, nor do I care that Beau was a judge. I’m sure there are plenty of people that don’t think this contest or anything to do with it was in good taste (no pun intended!), but there are probably plenty of people that don’t have a particular problem with it either. To each their own.
Man, now I’m craving a doughnut. There goes my diet.
Maybe I just caught Voo Doo on an off day, but quite frankly, the donut I was highly anticipating the only time I stopped by–tasted like a deep fat fried plastic ruler.
Well at least they weren’t "rings of fire", like you see at the circus.
We all know how Darcelle was dressed. How was Beau Breedlove dressed? OR, how little was he dressed? Whatever — he drew attention away from a group of naked men. I’d say Beau is HOT!!
Would be great to do this with women as well-say how many Eclairs can they fit or Donuts holes? Or would this be unacceptable? Karen Finley needs a break from fine art.
This story is interesting because it sheds light on the type of person that our mayor is willing to take advantage of. Beau is clearly an opportunist and willing to take cash in on any situation, no matter how sordid, to grow his 15 minutes of infamy into a profession.
I think we can see in this story how Adams has truly harmed this young man. Beau has gone from being a legislative intern to being a convicted felon, nude model and porn show judge. I feel for him. Nice mentoring Sam.
Diablo, you can see women inserting objects in themselves at any number of clubs around town. It’s not a story.Beau will be a story for quite some time.
[...] Breedlove’s latest star turn began with the online release of the Unzipped cover, then a quick stint as guest judge for Cockfest 09. [...]